Cats are not a standardized unit of measurement.
All animals should be kept away from shops selling porcelain.
Location does not affect the exchange value of birds.
It is more economical to save denominations larger than pennies.
Homelessness is not a condition whereby agency is removed.
Books have no rights under UK law.
Gender is not the determining factor as to whether someone is or is not an island.
Health professionals do not have time to check on the consumption of fruit.
Mental health conditions cannot be applied to amphibians.
Showering does not afford near omniscience.
Problems are not easily divisible.
WRITER – MICHAEL JOHN JAMES
PHOTOGRAPHER – KATHRINA WAINSTOK